Thoughts while pedaling...wanna be a loser

So how you doing with your new years resolutions? mine is to lose weight-- i want to lose 20 lbs by jfest, so I can finish the run fo God race which take place that morning-- since I have started my lifestyle change -- working out five days a week at the gym, riding the bike on the weekends, changing up the diet, giving up the m&M’s - I have lost a total of zero lbs