Thoughts while pedaling...riding dirty

Today was bike riding day at enterprise and I was suprrised that the trails were still soaking wet... so as I ventured in to the black forest I noticed a great amount of ponds on the trails due to the soggy run off and I noticed the more times I engaged the bike into the mud slop the better I felt... I mean everytime I came upon a river of brown sludge I felt even more testosterone kicking in as I happly dove in head first! the muddier I got the better I felt!