Pick up lines: Use/Not Use-You Choose
Since it's Valentines Day Weekend I'd like to give you a few "pick up lines" you can use to "break the ice" when meeting that single young lady or man at church or wherever. Ready? (Remember-these are tongue in cheek!)
Are You A Camera? Because every time I look at you I want to smile!
Excuse me but I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me!
You must be an earring because you are quite the stud!
If you were a Transformer, you'd be a hot-obot, called Optimus Fine!
You wanna know what's the best thing in my life? The first word of that sentence.
On a scale of 1-10 you're a 9, and I'm the 1 you need.
You must be a keyboard because you're just my type.
Do you happen to have a Band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
I value my breath, so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walk by.
Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?
There's something wrong with my cellphone. it doesn't have your number in it.
And finally:
Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.
Happy Valentines Day!